Things I'd Replace My ___ With
One slot. One replacement. Defend it to the room.
Everyone gets the same sentence with a different word missing. Propose a replacement for something in your life and argue it in four slides — incumbent, replacement, side-by-side, transition plan. Corporate framing, personal consequences.
How it works
- 1.Everyone fills in a different blank
- 2.Four slides, business-case format
- 3.Use a real comparison table
- 4.The room decides if you were right
Your deck is already started
Nobody starts at a blank white slide. Every player gets these 4 slides pre-laid-out in the Roast theme, with a prompt on each one telling you what goes there.
The Incumbent
What you currently have. Be generous. Then don't.
The Replacement
Your proposal. State it like it's obvious.
Side-by-Side
A comparison table where one column is clearly winning.
Transition Plan
Timeline, budget, and who has to be told.
How you're scored
After each presentation the room votes on three things specific to this mode — not generic “was it good”.
Audacity
How much nerve did that take?
Polite → Unforgivable
Actually Compelling
Set the chaos aside — were they right?
No case → Genuinely convinced
Collateral Damage
Who in this room is not okay?
Nobody hurt → Friendships ended
Things I'd Replace My ___ With prompts
Each player gets the same sentence with a different word missing.
- Things I'd replace my girlfriend with
- Things I'd replace my boyfriend with
- Things I'd replace my best friend with
- Things I'd replace my therapist with
- Things I'd replace my landlord with
- Things I'd replace my group chat with
- Things I'd replace my entire personality with
- Things I'd replace my family at Christmas with
- Things I'd replace my roommate with
- Things I'd replace my manager with
- Things I'd replace my dentist with
- Things I'd replace my will to live with
- Things I'd replace my morning routine with
- Things I'd replace my five-year plan with
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